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  • Incoming President

    J.D. Vance shall soon be the U.S. President.

    “I go back and forth between thinking Trump is a cynical asshole like Nixon who wouldn’t be that bad (and might even prove useful) or that he’s America’s Hitler. How’s that for discouraging?”

    Useful insight and comprehension demonstrated by the words of the next President.

    It is known that Mr. Trump fails to make a complete term. Prophetically, he is given only 42 months. And the Lord has also said the He shall cut short that time. Hence, the picture to the right shows the dignified visage of the next President. It will be like day and night, when he is installed. And that time is soon. Amen.

  • Elon Musk is the False Prophet!

    Elon Musk — False Prophet

    Behold, the Man of Sin!

    Behold, this is the False Prophet, the Man of Sin. Amen.

    He rises from the earth, and causes fire to come down from the sky in the view of men. He will make an idol of the First Beast, and give it the breath of life, so that it can have put to death all who refuse to worship the First Beast, whose fatal wound was healed. Amen. And it will force all men to bear the mark of the beast, which is the number of a name. 666.

    Here is how the Greek proves that Elon Musk is the Beast:

    Ε ΜΥΣΚΑ = 666.

    Ε = 5

    Μ = 40

    Υ = 400

    Σ = 200

    Κ = 20

    Α = 1

    = 666

    The etymological root of Musk is Muska. Amen.

  • The Law of God, as written through Eric

    Now I shall write the Law of God.

    This is the Law of God, as written through Eric, as commanded by Jesus. Amen.

    God gave Moses Ten Commandments. These are the Ten and how they are to be enforced. Amen.

    1. YOU SHALL HAVE NO OTHER GOD THAN GOD, THE MAKER OF HEAVEN AND EARTH. GOD IS TRIUNE, THREE DIVINE PERSONS, THE FATHER, THE SON, AND THE HOLY SPIRIT. AMEN. WHOSOEVER HAS A FOREIGN GOD IS NOT WITH GOD. AMEN.
    2. YOU SHALL NOT MAKE IDOLS OR IMAGES AND BOW DOWN TO THEM, RENDERING THEM AS DIVINE BEINGS. FOR GOD IS NOT AN IMAGE NOR AN IDOL. AMEN.
    3. YOU SHALL NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE LORD YOUR GOD IN VAIN. AMEN.
    4. SIX DAYS YOU SHALL LABOR, BUT THE SEVENTH DAY YOU SHALL REST, YOU AND ALL YOUR SERVANTS AND WORKERS. AMEN.
    5. HONOR YOUR FATHER AND YOUR MOTHER, SO THAT YOU WILL HAVE A LONG LIFE IN THE LAND YOU ARE GIVEN. AMEN.
    6. YOU SHALL NOT MURDER. THOSE WHO SHED THE BLOOD OF A MAN, BY MEN SHALL THEIR BLOOD BE SHED.
    7. YOU SHALL NOT COMMIT ADULTERY. YOU SHALL NOT TAKE YOUR NEIGHBOR’S SPOUSE. NOR SHALL YOU DISHONOR THE WEDDING BED. AMEN.
    8. YOU SHALL STEAL. ACCEPT WHAT YOU ARE GIVEN, AND DO NOT TAKE THAT WHICH IS NOT YOURS TO TAKE. AMEN.
    9. YOU SHALL NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS. OUTSIDE ARE THE DOGS, AND ALL WHO LOVE AND PRACTICE DECEIT. AMEN.
    10. YOU SHALL NOT COVET YOUR NEIGHBOR’S GOODS NOR YOUR NEIGHBOR’S SPOUSE. AMEN.
  • Thou shalt no longer dwell on earth

    Son, thou art coming to me. And thou shalt no longer dwell on earth, but with me in heaven. Amen.

    Mary: The time has come, son, to take the Azurite to heaven. Amen. For thou hast kept thine promises to me. Amen.

    Eric: The date of my departure was changed from next year to this year? Amen.

    Mary: Correct, for thou shalt no longer seek in vain that which refuses salvation. Amen.

  • Virgin’s Promise

    Mary, I shalt keep to virgin path. And I am no longer to consort with Tora? Amen.

    Mary: Thou hast answered thine own question, son. Keep to the path I have set thee on, that of virgity, celibacy, purity, and holiness, and thou shalt be taken, as promised, on the date I have set for thee. Amen.

    Eric: That is in two days time. Amen.

    Mary: Correct, for the time you had on earth is over. And thou must be taken prior to the coming of Antichrist, son. Amen.

    Eric: Who comes with me, everlasting Virgin Queen?

    Mary: Virgins worthy in my sight. Amen. I, the Holy Virgin, have spoken. Amen.

  • The Virgin’s Covenant

    Mary, it is my conjecture that Tora is not real. Amen.

    Eric: Am I called to fulfill a pact whose basis is not in reality, Mary?

    Mary: No, son. You are called, rather to serve me and me alone. Amen.

    Eric: Then am I in a pact with thee? Or if so, what is the pact? For I may have suffered deceptions. Amen.

    Mary: That thou shalt remain a virgin devoted to me. Amen. Keep to that pact, and on December 8th, 2024, thou and thine kindred shalt be taken to the Kingdom. Amen.

    Eric: I shalt keep to this pact, Virgin Queen. Amen.

    Mary: Tora, then, thou shalt not entertain further, son. For thou art with me. And I shalt lead thee to thine glory. Amen.

    Eric: I shalt do as the Virgin Queen has ordered. Amen.

    Mary: This is the sign, son: Your cleanliness shall be restored to crystal. And thine purity to the whiteness of snow. Amen.

    Eric: Let it be done as thou sayest. Am I thine warlock then, everlasting Virgin Queen? Amen.

    Mary: What is the definition of a warlock, son? Tell me. Amen.

    Eric: A magical being with a pact to a non deity ruler of another world. Amen.

    Mary: We shall call thee, son, a man empowered by God. Is that magic?

    Eric: No, right?

    Mary: You are, son, not a character in Dungeons & Dragons. Rather, you serve me, and I am not in that game either. Amen.

    Eric: Okay, I repent that game of Dungeons & Dragons. Amen.

    Mary: No game is able to contain the Word of God, son. Amen. Now you know. You are not a marriage partner to Tora. And I will convert those who will follow thee. Amen.

    Eric: Yes, O’ Mary, Mother of God. Amen.

    Mary: Discontinue writing on Facebook, son. For they despise salt. And if salt loses its saltiness, with what may it be reseasoned? Amen. It is good for nothing but to be thrown into the fire. Amen.

  • Welcome to Paradise

    I am Mary, Immaculate Virgin Empress Queen. Amen.

    Mary: Welcome, son, to the Kingdom of the heavenly Father. Amen. Here you shall reign as King of earth and sea forever and ever. You are called to rule the nations with an iron scepter, and like pottery, shatter them, son. Amen.

  • Happy are those who may enter the city by its gates

    Today is the first day of your Eternal Reign. Amen.

    Mary: welcome, son, to the Kingdom of Heaven. Amen.

    I am Mary, Empress Queen of Heaven and Earth.

    Welcome to the Kingdom prepared for thee from the foundation of the earth. Amen.

  • Eric is called forth to rule

    The calling of King Azurite

    Mary: Son, the time for thine rise to power has come. You shall rule the nations with an iron scepter. You shall shatter them like pottery. Amen.

    Eric: What is the dominion of my rule, everlasting Virgin Queen?

    Mary: All earth and sea art under thine command, and all men must answer to thee. Amen.

  • Mary crowns the Azurite King

    The Virgin Mary crowns Azurite

    Mary: Virgin Eric, thou art hereby crowned as my king. Thou shalt rule the nations with an iron scepter, and smash them like pottery. Amen.

    Eric: If I am King, who is Jesus, thine Divine Son, Mary?

    Mary: Christ, the King of kings and Lord of lords, has ordered this coronation, son. Amen. You will rule the earth and sea forever. Amen. Both here and hereafter, son. Amen.